Author Archives: dvfmama

Prioritizing

The laundry needs to be done, but who has time for that? The world, as I know it, looks like it might go down in flames if Donald Trump becomes president.   My countless hours of “research” on Netflix and YouTube … Continue reading

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The New School Year

In the beginning there was Gandalf, and Gandalf said, “You shall not pass!”  It was the only the first day of school, but all the children failed.  

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Asian Service Guarantee

(In the voice of an old Asian man with a thick accent.) We do good work. Guarantee! Our work done 100 percent right. First time! We make mistake? No mistake! Ah, we make mistake. We so sorry. We die of … Continue reading

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Sunday Crabbiness

Another Sunday to ruin my day. Sundays make me so damn irritable. I can be anything, be with anyone, do anything any day of the week, except Sundays. I hate Sundays because it is the one day where I am … Continue reading

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Asian Judgement

It’s a difficult task for any Asian to be different in the Asian culture. The Asian code of conduct is so firm, ingrained, and rigid that is it impossible to escape. Even the most rebellious teenager will naturally and instinctively … Continue reading

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Asian Pride!

Asians don’t care what the rest of the world does. They only care about what goes on in their world. There is no in between in the Asian world. It’s DO or DO NOT – NO TRY! It’s either success … Continue reading

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You Fat!

Asian woman says, “You fat!” Anyone who knows an Asian woman intimately, will understand that, next to money, size is very important. No one is more critical and observant about this matter than an Asian woman. It’s not about your … Continue reading

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Beautiful Tyrant

I write about my mother more than anyone in my life because she occupies my mind even when I don’t know it. She never really belonged to me in the same way that other kids could lay claim to their … Continue reading

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To Be So Good

Once upon a time, when I was a nine-year-old kid, I actually whole-heartedly, truly believed in such a thing as living a sinless life. My mentors, the nuns, taught me so. The church said that it was imperative to my … Continue reading

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Holiday Newsletter

Happy Holiday Greetings From The Clydesdales! Happy Holidays to everyone! This past year has been a wild year, but we are thankful that we survived it. Verne, the kids, and I are doing well, now. Verne is safe and sound … Continue reading

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